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is eating batteries so they can run as fast as the Duracell rabbit

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If Einstein was right about insanity and repetition, and yet perseverance is the key to success, does that mean only the insane succeed?

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Holy smokes, I had a moment of clarity...that was scary. It's ok now though. I am back to being totally befuddled and all is as it should be. Ain't life great?!

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still thinks a small minority of people in their family are not all the ticket.

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would really like flame retarded bunnies

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is 95% certain that my imaginary friend has left me, 5% chance they're giving me the silent treatment.

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Just smile and wave...

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is wondering if it's abnormal for me to want to put a phone cord in my ear and walk around talking to myself "blue team this is red team. Mission is a go".

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Shhhhh! The men in the white lab coats are after me again, I don't wanna go back to the padded room! Don't tell them where I am . . . OH CRAP THEY FOUND ME!!

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I'm crazy, random, insane and a whole lot of other things but yet ya still love me! <3

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Has been on the "bi polar roller coaster" for the last few weeks and I hope the person in charge finds the off switch soon.

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Trim my toe fungus for charity Mrs. Jangles!

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the pink penguin monkey ninjas who work for the purple squirrels are after my lucky charms :)

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Its OK to talk to yourself, its OK to answer yourself back, but when you start asking yourself "Huh? what did you say?" that's when you need to get your help!

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normal is just a setting on the dryer at my house!

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