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you know that little voice in the back of your head that is telling you to "Don't Do That" .feed it a cookie and tell it to go away

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Don't avoid insanity, JOIN ME. We get to draw with finger paints!!!

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Says, if I come across as a stressed, crazy, bi-polar and manic, it's because I am.. but I'm ok with it. Well, at least one of my personalities is ok with it.

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is in desperate need of some sanity. If you happen to have some spare, it would be much appreciated and needed.

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is running around their room trying to find their invisible gun while the pink monkeys are chasing after them with laser guns

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pinkie and the brain pinkie and the brain one is an idiot the other one's insane

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knows from experience that the doorbell at the insane asylum says "ding-dong." I took it really personal at first, but I'm getting used to it.

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hey you! in the white coat! yeah you! thanks for the jacket!!! i think it would look cooler in my favorite color...wait...how'd you know i like to hug myself???

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So the other day I was shopping for bamboo in the Bahamas when out of nowhere a giant Hippo jumps out and started doing the chicken dance!..so i joined in!

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if you think I'm nice, you're a friend. If you think I'm insane, you're a best friend.

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's army of pink chipmunks are on the loose again... RUN!

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Have you ever gone through status shuffle laughing only to stop and wonder about some of these people who post the crazy stuff?

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I'M A PENGUIN!! I waddle, I swim,I like fish, I'm like a penguin in every way (except the looks) I LOVE PENGUINS!!!

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I used to hear voices all the time but we're fine now..shut up!! I said we're fine! Ahem,yes,we're fine now.

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Thing to do at Wal-Mart: When the manager comes over the intercom, lay down in the fetal position and scream, "AHHHHHHHHH THE VOICES ARE BACK!!"

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