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remember the pet hair on your clothes are a reminder of who's waiting to greet you when you get home!

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Dogs think they're human. Cats think they're God.

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Who does all the taste testing for improved flavours of dog and cat food?

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It's important to have a job that makes a difference. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination

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Loyal, sweet, funny, affectionate, loving, protective, giving and beautiful. you didn't know I was talking about pit bulls did you? stereotypes are not true.

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wonders what it would be like to run through the Zoo screaming... The Animals Have Escaped !!!

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If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped the toast onto the cat's back and dropped it?

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there :)

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A guy asked God why did you create the horse God answered because it was an apology to the girls for making you guys

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There's a bond between the horse and rider that allows them to work together and be one. It's called LOVE :)

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Pick me, pick me, they silently pray. Don't turn away, PLEASE save a stray!

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Dogs are not our whole lives but they make our lives whole. They sense your sadness and cure it automatically. A cat purrs and it makes everything better! :)

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police came past my door saying "Your dog was chasing somebody on a bike". I turned 2 them and said "You're bonkers. My dog doesn't own a god damn bike!"

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No! I'm shearing cows, and milking sheep.. Jeez what the hell do you think I'm doing.. Der!

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