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A squirrel kicked open the front door, grabbed me by my collar, and hurled me out the window. That's why I am not on the computer right now.

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"People who don't love dogs can't be trusted"

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I love talking to my dogs. They enjoy everything I have to say! : )

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What's the difference between animals and people? The difference is that animals don't abuse people.

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Humans will never be truly civilized until cruelty to animals is eliminated.

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2 cow's in a field, 1st cow Say's "mooooooooooo" - other cow say's "bastard, i was going to say that!!"

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Pets fill the hole in our hearts we never even knew existed. We only know it's there when we don't have our pets.

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People may come and go but horses leave hoof prints on your heart

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says their house is overrun by animals, but i love it!

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Animals accept and love us for who we are and not what we look or what we wear, why can't people do the same?

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Shhhhhhhh! Can't talk now, The squirrels are watching!

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This is my cat and dogs house. I'm allowed to live here as long as I provide the food and water.

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A blond and a brunette were walking in the park when the brunette saw a dead bird and said "Hey look! A dead bird!" Then the blond looked up and said where?"

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James Bond and a chicken meet, the chicken asks: "Whats your name?" Bond reply's "Bond, James Bond" bond asks the chicken the same, they reply's, "Ken, Chick Ken"

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animals angels

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