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has gone to bed for their 7-8 hours of maintenance... If you need me, tough shit... I'm Snoozin'!

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Dear Mind Could you please shut off for the next 7 to 8 hrs So that my body my soul & my sanity can get some rest Your free to turn back on in the AM. Thanks

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help me my bed is kidnapping me; its saying I have to go to bed help please hhhhmmmhmmmmmm pillow attacking me now helpppppp ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.

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Ya know, I've had a pretty good day today. Yeah. A good day. Thank you Lord!

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Goodnight..I mean...good morning...I mean goodnight...Oh heck, I am going to bed.

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I think that damn Tooth Fairy bitch has Mr Sandman seriously p-whipped! I think they're snortin the sleepy dust. God know'z they hasn't been givin me any of it.

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wants to sleep, but my sheep are in prison for eating the "do not remove under penalty of law" tag from my mattress...damn :/

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Bed, $2300. 900 thread count Egyptian cotton Sheets, $185. Goose down Comforter, $140. Falling asleep 2 the sound of your dog snoring an farting. Priceless!

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Goodnight, good people - and nite nite to the naughty ones too! ;} x

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has just realized that there are such things as making the one u don't like disappear. its called a dream. STAY OUT OF MINE I DON'T LIKE YOU!!

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is going to bed to check the backs of their eyelids. They have not been been inspected since last night, this will be a 6 - 8 hour procedure.

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Welcome aboard "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug your pillows as the flight will be leaving soon to dream land. Enjoy your time ;) Goodnight!

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I came... I saw... I posted... Now I'm going to bed! :O) and that's all folks!!!

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going on the dating game...who will I fall in love with tonight? the studly bed? The soft hearted Pillow? or the blanket that covers all their emotions???

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Dear Sleep, I missed you last night. Could you come visit me tonight?

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