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...without my blonde moments i wouldn't be me! :) x <3

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A blonde and a brunette are in a boat in the middle of a corn field. The brunette pushes the blonde out of the boat. The blonde yells, "HELP I'M DROWNING".

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there r three types of blond: the bitches, the smart ones, and the happy hyper blonds. I'm the happy hyper blond and proud of it lol

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Blonde: "Sure. How much are they?"

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A blond walked in a store and asked wheres deodorant, when they found it they read it and it said deodorant push up bottom. they said i need some for my armpits

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Blonde: I need to return this candy Cashier: What's the problem mam? Blonde: These are W&W's I want M&M's!!!

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2 blonds driving 2 Disneyland, they c a sign saying "Disneyland left

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A Blondie walked up to a brunette and asked "what does B.R.B. mean?" brunette: "be right back" then the Blondie: "HEY! don't leave me i asked you a question!"

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question:how do you drowned blonde?? Answer: u glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool lol :)

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A blond is playing a game and the screen says "Press the Any Key" three days later, they says, "Where the f#$k is the any key?!"

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is the rarest of the rare. I'm a blonde and I'm smart.

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you know what is really funny, when you tell a blond a blond joke and they don't get it.

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is very surprised at what Ctrl+W does. go on try it, its funny

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Blondie:Mom mom I'm so smart that i put this puzzle together in 2 weeks.Mom: why r u smart? Blondie: cause the box says 4-7 years. Mom: honey that's the age!!!

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Got fired from their job at the M and M factory for throwing out all the W's

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