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your momma so blond that I saw their jumping up and down and I asked what they was doing and they said I drank a bottle of cough syrup and I forgot to shake it!

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easily amused but just as easily confused

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Blonde: "What does STFU stand for? Brunette: "Shut The F... Up!" Blonde: " OKAY! Sheeez! I was just asking! "

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I fish cant fish believe fish you fish spent fish time fish trying fish to fish figure fish out fish what fish this fish says fish ! now say it without the fish

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Brunette: "Do you want a free sample?"

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I don't speak English... I speak American!! Duh!

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is very talented who else do you think is able to slip on carpet with bare feet

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"You flying a kite?"

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I am NOT blonde... I am a brilliant brunette with blonde moments! :D

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You know you part blond when you're looking at the Blondie joke and say "I remember doing that once"

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Read each sentence. This dog. Is dog. How dog. To dog. Keep dog. A dog. Blonde dog. Busy dog. For dog. Three dog. Minutes dog. Read the first word in each sen.

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wonders how cows get milk in coconuts??

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Blondie: Ur stupid! I'll go at night

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B.L.O.N.D.E = beautiful, loving, one of a kind, nice, ditsy, energetic

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a guy was inside the shops with a blonde looking at the map to see where they are. The blonde looks at the 'you are here' and says: "HOW DO THEY KNOW??"

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