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person came up to me today and said "Where did you get that bruise?" and i said : A wall ran into me"

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I have the attention span of a...hey a squirrel!What was I saying?Wait...A wall ran into me?here...lost it.DARN!!!

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B.L.O.N.D.E.S -- bitchy, loopy, obviously naughty, dorky, exciting, and sexy.

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...is having a bad day. the sidewalk tripped me, the wall ran into me, and i got hit by a parked car! how can my day get any worse!? :D

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Blonde, "I think it's broke. It's been 10 minutes and it's still red."

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I am a Brilliant Brunette with lots of blond moments! :)

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a blond was on a island and had to swim 100 miles to get to shore they got 50 miles into the sea and was too tried and swam back to the island

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a blonde opened a box of cheerios and said "neato look at all the little donut seeds!"

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A dumb blond, smart blond and Santa were playing poker. Who won? No one, because the dumb blond forgot the rules, and the other two don't exist.

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without blond moments the world would be boring and full of smart people

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Blond: What does Lol mean? Redhead: Laugh out loud Blond: This is serious. I DON'T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD

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2 friends are trying 2 agree on sumthing and one gives in (1):Hey, whtevr floats your boat. (other, idiot friend): but i need water or my boat will sink, Right?

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Blonde's aren't stupid. We just don't pay attention sometimes. :)

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You know your blonde when your sitting in your driver's seat with the car started and the radio on and your digging through your purse to find your car keys..

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Blondy: what does dw stand for, friend: don't worry, blonde: no it is ok just tell me

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