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blond: what does A.M.L. mean ? friend: ask me later. blond: that's what everyone says and every time i ask them later they say the same thing. O.o

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a blond slaps a brunette.the brunette says "ooow! why did u slap me?" .the blond says:"i didn't slap u i high fived you in the face!"

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Blonde: WHO WANTS TO DATE ME AND HURRY? !

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A Blonde walks into the dry cleaners to drop of a shirt.The owner says..Come again.The blonde turns around and says..No its toothpaste this time you nosy bitch!

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Brunette: Whoa look at that flying car I'm going to have to report this to the police. Blondie: (looks up) where?!

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Write on both sides of a paper, 'Important info. Flip Over.'

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i didn't mean to well i stepped on a frosted flake and and iii killed it I'm a cereal Keller I'm so sorry little frosted flake :(

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<= = = = = = =omg how do they kno my name!!!

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it's yellow not blonde, DUH!

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little frosted flake :(

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there were 1000 fish in a tank and 673 drowned how many were left?

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2 Blondie's walk into a hospital, the come to a door with a plate that says ICU Blond#1: OMG we have a stalker! Blond#2: Call 911! Blond#1: I forget the #!

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how do you kill a submarine full of blonde's ??? tell them to open a window

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Don't play stupid with me...oh, wait, your not playing

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its funny how brunets and red heads make fun of blonde's and then go die their hair blond...FAIL

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