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says "meet my two new best friends, Coffee and Chocolate: neither talk back to me and both make me feel Great!"

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2 Things always fix problems: 1. God 2. CHOCOLATE!!!

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Milk chocolate, white chocolate, chocolate kisses, dark chocolate, chocolate/caramel, chocolate w/nuts, chocolate fudge, hot chocolate. That's what's on my mind

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Is in one of those moods where even chocolate doesn't make me feel better

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says that since chocolate comes from beans, chocolate is technically a vegetable and therefore is healthy for you since vegetables are very healthy

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I always hear chocolate calling out to me - never vegetables. Maybe chocolate has a bigger voice? Don't know, don't care - CHOCOLATE WINS!

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Whoever decided that a one inch mars bar should be called 'fun size' needs to seriously re-examine their standards for entertainment.

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When life gives you lemons, throw em back and scream "I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID LEMONS, I ASKED FOR CHOCOLATE!!"

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Girls are not complicated. Seriously. How hard is it to say "you're pretty" and give us chocolate?

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live every moment like it's your last chance to eat chocolate

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What is better? Chocolate or Facebook?

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If chocolate was fruit I'd be one of the healthiest people ever!

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I had a dream last night i was in CANDY LAND i was eat ting so much chocolate then i got bitten by a marshmallow bunny and woke up shit it was just a dream

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wants to remind everybody to take their vitamin Cs: Coffee, Chocolate, & Champagne!!

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Don't make any sudden movements. Just put the Chocolate down and step away. No one will get hurt and I get the CHOCOLATE!!

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