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Hello?? Yes-I will have a super size double shot mocha vodka Valium latte to go please!!

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realizes there are not enough beans in Colombia to make me a morning person! HA!

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every morning I long to hold you..I need you, I want you, I have to have you...your warmth,your smell,your taste...ohhh coffee,I love you (o:

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Wake up, get up, walk to coffee pot, make coffee, smell coffee. Coffee done, first sip. Oh I'm good now:)

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wheeeeeeeee!!! coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee coffeecoffeecoffeecoffee!!! wheeeeee!!!

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Tried going without coffee today, now I don't know what to do with the bodies

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I don't have a problem with caffeine, YOU have the problem if I have no caffeine...

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says, "The world is a safer place once I've had my coffee."

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didn't bother making coffee this morning ... just rolled up a dollar bill and did a couple lines of coffee grounds!!!

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Coffee poured? Check. Facebook running? Check. Day Off? Check! So far so good. Now, Let's see what mischief I can get into today. ^_^

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If I could inject coffee into my eyeballs, I would.

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coffee coffee coffee Coffee Coffee! Coffee! COfFeE! COOOFFeeeeeeeeeeeee! OH HI! COFFEEEEEEEEE!

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needs one large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles.

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says that the only thing better than a good hot cup of coffee is two cups!

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needs more than just coffee to get going today. Jumper cables, anyone?

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