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is sick of people dissing coffee! Coffee saves lives! I drink coffee>I stay sane>I don't bring a flamethrower to work>no one dies>therefore, coffee saves lives!

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Coffee! Give it here! Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!

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This is my cup of coffee.

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Coffee coffee coffee coffee. Coffee coffee coffee coffee...COFFEE. Holy Starbucks Batman, it's coffee!!

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Coffee and cigarettes are the healthiest things on earth. They keep me from killing you!

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Warning. Has not had their coffee yet. Use extreme caution.

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Got my coffee, got my cigarettes, got my computer and took my Prozac... It's going to be a great day!

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is sipping coffee and plotting the next step in my life.

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Life without COFFEE is like Sex without ...what's the point?

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Forget Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman! MY SUPER-HERO? The person who discovered that you can grind a small brown bean, boil it in water and make COFFEE!

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coffee, a little crack in a cup never hurt anyone.

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summer's fading fast, time to say goodbye to Summer, now getting ready for cooler weather, chilly mornings, more hot coffee, blankets and snuggles!

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I am neither legally, morally nor ethically responsible for anything I say or do prior to 3 cups of coffee...

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Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. ~Author Unknown

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Dear Juan Valdez,

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