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I am so stressed. I don't know whether I found a leash or lost my dog.

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says, you can tell you're going insane when you have an argument with yourself and lose. That's not true. Yes it is. No it's not. Yeah! NO! Fine!

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today I'm going to find the evil fairy that lives in the dryer that keeps stealing my socks!! If you don't see me tomorrow call the cops.Wish me luck!!

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all i can say is a bra is like a good friend. they hold up, don't let you hang,keep you balanced, an dare always there to support you.

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hears "POP..POP..POP.." then giggles because they likes bubble wrap

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I love how you can push both slinkies and people down some stairs and your life suddenly lights up! <3 :P

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... if i told you what was on my mind you would put me in a straight jacket...

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I just got a new jacket. It's so lovely! It's white and it lets me hug myself as much as I want! Hooray for me!

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This is MY corner of the institution! Do you hear me? MINE. MINE. MIIIINE! Back away real slowlike! NOW!!

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Last night I fell asleep to the ninja monkeys chanting my name, a rainbow pig flying over my head and a dancing yellow hippo in a orange tutu,,=D

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I will no longer be responsible for my status messages - it seems my voices have learned to type, and they no longer want to listen to me.

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The funny thing about this status is that by the time you start reading you cant stop and don't realise your just wasting 15 seconds of your life, Dumb arse (:

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when i go mad i think of things different like wat color does a smurf turn when u choke it?

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it's okay to dance to your own tune, even if it's being hummed by the voices in your head.XD

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Well, I was almost asleep until the monster under my bed started humming the Superman theme song.

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Online social networking gives individuals an oportunity to find new friends all over the world and strengthen existing relationships. A great ammount of internet users already included social networking websites in their daily practice. The most popular social networkingwebsites are facebook, twitter and myspace. Each of this websites has millions of users which daily use this form of communication to stay in touch with friends and relatives. To become a member of social networking website internet user should register and after that he/she is granted to visit personal pages of other individuals. On personal page users post photos, videos, images, and biographic data. To let friends know about changes in mood users set original phrases or quotes on personal page – status. This feature will always tell what your friends are thinking about and whether they are ready for communication. With a help of bright statements and messages users customize profile page and attracting attention of other individuals. On mixstatuses.com we gathered a huge collection of crazy insane statuses for facebook and icq. On our website you’ll find lots of original and bright statements which can be used as a text for greeting card or for a speech on some holiday.

Social networking websites searve as a platform for creating online communities where members share common interests in politics, culture, gamming, religion or programming. Such websites reflect social relations among people. In online social networking individuals interact over internet, for example with a help of e-mail or instant messaging. This form of communication brings lots of benefits in our life making it much easier to stay in touch with friends despite on distance and difference in time zones. To cheer up friends users quite often set original phrases or quotes which possitively affect on individuals who read them. On mixstatuses.com we gathered a huge collection of crazy insane statuses and if you were looking for this type of content then you have landed on the right page.

In modern world important events happen almost every day and online social networking users exchange with thoughts about these events with a help of statuses. A few moments after visiting personal pages of friends you can be aware of all recent news in their live and also about recent events in the world. When status some of your friends is updated, information about this is posted in news feeds and on a “wall”. But this feature is used not only to share thoughts, emotions and ideas, it’s also a good tool to single out and attract attention of other individuals. In this category we gathered the most popular crazy insane statuses.