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come to the dark side, we have cookies,and bring a light-bulb its dark over here

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is waiting for the world to realize we crazy people are really the sane ones!

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It took me all this time to lose my mind, what on earth made you think I would want a piece of yours?

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is not here right now, leave a message because the evil monkeys have taken over

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People say that you have to be insane to understand some of the things in life... well, I'm all set!

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I'm not crazy nor do I have anger issues,it's just that this rock told me it really wanted to hit you in the head!

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is busy zoning out as my brain has left the building. Please try me again in a month maybe then I'll be sane. If not check areas with white padded walls...

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Has just seen a purple unicorn doing a handstand on the sidewalk and the leprechauns won't stop singing show tunes.Why show tunes,why not opera?

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I'm not crazy, I'm just mentally advanced!

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I didn't loose my marbles, the people in my head are playing with them and they wont give them back! I wish they would learn to share.

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Dear Common Sense, I miss you please come home, before I do something else stupid. Love Me

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I am not insane, the word you're searching for is crazy. The difference is that I know exactly what I am doing.

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Well, I WAS having a good day until my imaginary friend stole my coloring book and crayons..and they demands $100.00 for their return...What a stressful day!

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is in the bath tub with their purple rubber duckies planning to take over the world with soap bubbles. . .HAHAHA I SOOOOOO EVIL!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!

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Quick,call an adult! I'm unsupervised! Oh,wait! I am an adult. hee hee OK Never mind, crisis averted. Whew, that was a close one!

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