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The voices in my head told me to tell you that you are wasting your time by reading this status. OMG you read this whole thing? you need to get a life!

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You may think I'm crazy.. My friends KNOW I am! :-P

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A random dwarf just ran into my bedroom and kicked me in the shin!

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I would know if I was insane, the voices would tell me.

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Instead of metal hospitals they should stick crazy people in the zoos. It would make going to the zoo much more interesting.

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I'm NOT crazy ! crazy is dialing 911 on the microwave and looking around where's the big red truck?? i only did that twice...

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Someone once told me that I was the most well adjusted person they knew. I told their that they most know some pretty screwed up people.

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Let's all get in a big circle and do the chicken dance, who's with me?

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The Flying Purple Wombats of Doom are attacking the Rainbow Squirrels of Retribution in my backyard! Where are the Jolly Chipmunks of Justice when you need them

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sometimes i randomly start laughing. I'd like you to know that it's merely that the voices tell me a joke or i see funny images. it's not that I'm crazy. lol <3

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if I'm normal, o crap, we r all in trouble!!!

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The voices in my head keep arguing, they can't come to a compromising conclusion so I told them just to keep me out of it...

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I think I'll try on crazy today and see how that fits.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at leprechauns to distract them while you steal their gold and yell You just got jacked and the skittles are starbursts

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Crazy?I was crazy once.My parents locked me in a round room and told me to sit in the corner. Corner? I couldn't find a corner! That bugged me.Bugs?I hate bugs.

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