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Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a home, I died there. Then the worms came. Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...

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If you think I'm crazy, raise your hand...

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says who needs pepper spray when u got a little crazy in your pocket to keep u safe

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Smart Person: wtf?!

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's mind is out of service at this time. Please contact your local servicing repair shop for repairs, or www.ohsh*t.com for assistance

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U think I'm crazy wait in till u see my best friend shes nuts!!!

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we have declared war on the rats

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Oh... guess the cow didn't quite make it..

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if someone throws skittles at me and yells ""TASTE THE RAINBOW"" ill throw a bottle of Dr.Pepper at them and yell "" WHATS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN""

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awwwwwwwwwwwwwww look at that cute gummy holding the knife i want to pet it OWWWW IT STABBED ME! EVIL GUMMY BEAR!EVIL GUMMY BEAR! EVIL GUMMY BEAR!

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My work just gave me my employee evaluation with a gift basket, inside was a pistol, rope, pills and bottle of Jack, should I worry or send a Thank You card?

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A dog will love you more then your wife... Don't believe me? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour then see which one will be happy to see you.

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No i did not loose my mind!..I sold it on eBay :D

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Biggest ickiest spider ever was in my bathroom. Now they will die:) because they is covered in hairspray. Haha bitchhh.

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SHUT UP!!! Thank you.Spoke to soon i said SHUT UP! Man, the voices in my head can be so annoying

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