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My kids drive me crazy from the moment they wake in the morning, but when I tuck them into bed and hear them say I love you, that's why I get up the next day.

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The voices have gone to sleep and left me to fend for myself. Be afraid!

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my friends may be weird random crazy and even a little Retarded but that's why i love them :D :D

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thinks my cat is all jacked up on mountain dew about to come at me like a spider monkey! :P

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You may say i am crazy, but i am really a fruit loop in a world full of cheerios.

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Toot!Toot! All aboard the crazy train

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i want my crayons! where are my crayons? Who took my crayons!

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's level of insanity has just been elevated to orange and much like the Homeland Security's advisory system, no one knows what it means or how to deal with it.

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warped= inviting your imaginary friend in for a threesome!!!

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Is in their bubble.. Invade the bubble at your own risk!! You just might get stabbed with a play- dough sword or painted to match the corners of the bubble.

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is riding the short bus licking windows and waving to people and yelling "The wheels on the bus go round and round"

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Its times like this, when no one pays attention to me I point to the sky and scream: "OMG A FLYING MONKEY WIF A BRA!" oh eff...Ur reading this D:

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if brains were gas, then i know some people that wouldn't have enough to get a piss ants go cart half way around a cheerio!! ya feel me : )

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...is running around the house waving a rubber chicken & screaming "BANZAI!"cause running around screaming "I'm waving a rubber chicken!!" would just be silly.

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Hey! who replaced my flying broomstick with a MOP?!

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