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"It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now" sounds a little better than, it's 1:15, I'm trashed and I need a booty call.

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Light the J, Pass the Grey take a hit and a sip, Pass that shit. From the bottle or the bong, Just keep the weed and da liquor moving along.

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Cop: "Your eyes are red. Have you been drinking?"

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Ice cold Bud Light + a few good friends = one hell of a good time

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Life has many choices: whiskey, vodka, rum, gin, beer, jack, jose, Jim... Which one did u Choose?

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will be drunk until further notice!

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says most girls are made of sugar and spice but my girls are made of vodka and ice

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if Ur heart is broken,I'll get the glue!if Ur lost in life,I'll come find u!if Ur sad,I'll make u smile!& if Ur happy let me no,we'll celebrate vodka style!

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Say's ..... it's not the alcohol that causes hangovers it's the sleep, just think how great u felt before u went to bed (if u made it that far)

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if vodka was water and i was a duck, id swim to the bottom and never come up. but vodka ain't water and I'm not a duck so slide me a bottle and shut the f... up

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Alcohol contains male hormones. It makes you stupid and irresponsible

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Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight Hey!

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says, some call it binge drinking, but here we like to call it "recreationally getting f...ed up!"

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I think I'll have another glass of wine!!! It helps to increase my ability to,

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But if you must lie, lie in each others arms

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