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But I heard them exclaim as they drove out of sight,"Merry Christmas to all and to all a Bud Light!"

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fancies an alcoholic beverage and thinks 2nite is the night for one..OR LOTS!

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It's not where you are, it's who you are with that makes drunken nights out fun

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I was told that I had an alcohol problem, but I think me and Captain Morgan have it figured out..

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says, "You know you're too drunk to drive when you swerve to miss a tree, and then realize it was just your air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror."

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forecast for the weekend... mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday

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Ever stand back and look at yer EX and say "Holey Shit Was I Drunk Through-out our entire relationship?"

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sober means son of a bitch everything is real

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I've never been to Texas but I've been in some states lol

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f... it i cant wait til Friday I'm going on the piss tonight.

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Our Government is sneaky. They raise tax on alcohol, then make the country such a mess you have to drink more.

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and have the time of our lives.

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Drinking without smoking is like shitting without peeing

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drink triple,

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I don't have any tequila, but there's no reason u can't still lick, suck and swallow

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