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A Friend will pick you up from the floor if your drunk, BUT.. A Best friend will clear a path through the crowd yelling "they's drunk MOVE!"

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says money can't buy me happiness, but it can buy me beer. And that is good enough for me

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Pass that shit.

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We've been sitting at this stop sign for 10 minutes. Why won't it turn green?

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Cop: "Your eyes are red. Have you been drinking?" Driver: "Your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"

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has zero coping skills left today. the only option i have left is to drink heavily.

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The only men u can ever count on Jim,Jack,Johnny and Jose...Oh and of course The Captain lol

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" Have u been drinking tonight?" NO! " Step out of the car plz" I Can't, u get in

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~ apologizes in advance if you are listed in the top third of their Saturday nite Drink-N-Dial directory..

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says "excessive consumption of alcohol seems like a good idea at the time."

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thinks my body is in for a much-needed drinking session

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Jameson has stolen my heart and placed it in my liver

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I mean ave a Good No Ear

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so drunk,i swerved to miss a tree and realized it was my air freshener

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When a person gets drunk the real them comes out.. drunk words are sober thoughts and actions without the fear of cause and effect .(Z.G)

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