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when I'm dead & in my grave, no more pot & whiskey will I crave. On my

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...they just don't make a Prozac big enough for some days...

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Stoners live stoners die F... the world lets get high and to all u ppl who think ur cool F... u bitches Stoners rule!!

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2 indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both were rushed to hospital ... one's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka

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wants to know why the drug advert says to talk to Frank. Have you seen Shameless, Frank will only make it worse!!!

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pass it down the line

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MONEY DOES GROW ON TREES!! It's called Marijuana.. Legalize it, Tax it,Make Billions of dollars, everyone happy. oh (and high)

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Is watching a drug-addicted blue caterpillar, a grinning cat, a Hare that's mad, a Hatter that's mad, and singing "Happy Un-birthday." What kind of drug am I on

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roll roll roll your blunt pass it down the line, take a toke an hold your smoke an blow your f...in mind

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Q..Whats the only animal to have an asshole half way up it's back? A..a police horse!!

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Oh No Partner! You found weed growing on your farm! Would you like to share with your friends?

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doesnt do cocaine i just like the smell of it!

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take a toke

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has discovered there is no popcorn in popcorn chicken! So I guess there is no point bothering with hash browns then!!

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I've got a drug problem, the problem is i haven't got any

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