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bitch you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit, because i was high when i wrote this so suck my dick - Eminem

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Peanut butter kills more people each month than have ever been directly linked to marijuana use. So too do bicycles, sex, dog attacks, and police officers.

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My momma always told me "If it's green it's good" :D

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pass me the mother f...in blunt man (original T.M.)

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If you see a dinosaur, you should stop doing drugs.

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u gotta get f...ed up

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roll roll roll the joint...pass it down the line... take a hit and hold it in. and now your feeling fine(:

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Tonight Mathew...I'm going to be..."OFF MY FACE"...

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F... u bitches

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TRUE: Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.

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hey what level in farmville do I get to grow "medical" marijuana

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have you ever looked at 1 of your exes and thought "What the f*ck was I smoking when I agreed to go out with them?"

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I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is f...ing IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument

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Anyone who says laughter is the best medicine has never had morphine.

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Rol Rol Rol ya joint twist it at the end, spark it up and tek puf pass it 2 ya frend wen ya frends ad a go pas it 2 u mum wen ya mums ad a go ya beta fkin run

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