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Party hard Rock and Roll Drink a Keg Smoke a Bowl

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Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end. Spark it up and get f...ed up and pass it to a friend!

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Weed isn't a drug! It's a plant, it just grows there! Drugs you gotta do shit to it chemically. You gotta add baking soda, water, stir it up! -Katt Williams.

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says "In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal."

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:Its official. I'm middle- aged. I don't need drugs anymore. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast!!

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F... the world lets get high

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f... the coppers sniff the poppers :)

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babysit the blunt...i dont wanna hurt'chall---puff puff pass baby--who's

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ABC or LSD the Gummi Bears are chasing me. One is red and one is blue. The yellow one just took my Shoe!

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A: Sniffing Crack

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I walked into the bank and put a bag of weed on the desk. The clerk says, "What r u doing?" I said,"I want to open a joint account"

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It's hard to understand addiction, it's even harder to live with it.

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Party lyk your on Speed, F... lyk your on Cocaine & Dance lyk your on Ecstasy...cause if you don't some one else will lol <3

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Stoners live stoners die

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Just having one of those days "I'll have a cafe mocha vodka valium latte to go please".

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