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says, "I'm a drinker, I'm a smoker, I'm a facebook poker."

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we live in a small town where everyone knows everyone Else's business and if they don't they read it on Facebook. :-D

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For all those Facebook addicts press "Ctrl and W" at the same time and see what happens! Good Luck! Maw-ha-ha

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You know you're addicted to Facebook when you log off your computer leave the house, get in your car & log back on using you're phone...

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Besides "Like" there should be a button for "Dislike" and "Nobody Cares"

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is getting so tired of Facebook I could just...oh yay I have crops to farm!!!

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to do list -washing (not done) -dishes (not done) -homework (not done) -Facebook (check)

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addicted to facebook? Here's the medicine. Just press the ALT+F4 keys at the same moment. 100% guaranteed!

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has Facebookitis. Symptoms include blurred vision, back pains, neck pains, butt numbness, no feeling in feet or legs, repetitive use of acronyms or abbreviation

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Um... Does anybody know what I used to do before Facebook? Like did I actually go to work or do housework or something? It's all a blur

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You know you're addicted to Facebook when.. (comment below)

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is going to bed now... As soon as they finds the log out button... Oooh! A new notification!!

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You know you're addicted to Facebook when you find yourself checking your status ... in your sleep.

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I'm thinking of submitting a time schedule to Facebook and get paid for the time I've put into it.

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if you think I'm always on Facebook you must always be on 2

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