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"According to my S.S. teacher, people will die without human interaction. In that case, Facebook keeps me alive! Don't you love me mom??"

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OMG! Try this! Press Ctrl+ W and a neon colored monkey will slide down a neon rainbow! IT REALLY WORKS! DO IT!!

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I have got to clean this messy house today, and am going to start with my computer desk...ooooooh look, Facebook...

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Facebook is the #1 cause of procrastination.

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Wait there is a LIFE outside of Facebook? with real people?! and u can talk to them face 2 face!

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Is FACEBOOK ruining your relationship? Dial 1-800-LOG-OFFF!

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What the hell is this poking thing? I got poked. I clicked poke back. Nothing happened. WTF? Is it just like an attention getter? WTF?! I'm CONFUSED!

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I hate u EXAMS! U made me lonely as all Friends are busy with their books and I'm busy on Facebook.

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okay, put the mouse down, step away from the computer.. Count to five slowly and ignore Facebook.. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. *gets a notification* NO!!

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prays, "Lord, I am weak & ashamed. I neglect my home, children & husband 'cause I'm a FB addict. PLEASE Lord, send me a MAID, NANNY & HOOKER to rid this guilt!"

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Facebook ... the reason why my batteries running low!!

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Bad Facebook. I have things to do. Bad Bad Facebook. Quit tempting me!

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has worked hard in Farmville all year and earned millions of coins, too bad I can't use it for Christmas shopping.

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Just like "LIKE" button, sometimes i wish this Facebook has "W T F" and "Ass hole" button.. just to tell how much your status "SUCKS" L O L

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is wondering What if Tomorrow never comes? who will take care of my FACEBOOK profile?:-|

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