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Children are happy because they don't have a file in their minds called "All the Things that could go wrong"

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Facebook is a bit like your fridge... You know there's nothing new since the last time, but you check it anyway.

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...even if I wasn't talking about someone in particular, Facebook is a way for them to have a guilty conscious!!!

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You know your broke when: 1. the Dollar Store is to expensive. 2. You litreally don't have two-cents to rub together. 3. You play Farmville for a vacation.

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I love it when your thinking of someone then they randomly call,text,or chat with u lol

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Why is it we have so many Facebook friends but talk to very few of them??

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^^^ I'm a teenager, this is my dictionary (;

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remembers the days before Facebook when you didn't sit with heavy eyelids in front of a computer & seriously ponder the decision between Facebook & sleep

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Good Night Peoples! I gotta get my rockin' ass to bed! ,,,/

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signed, me:)

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. . is in one of those moods when I could 'Status Shuffle' all night long!

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Facebook: because it's cheaper than paying for therapy.

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Just when you think you're all alone, someone, somewhere is stalking your Facebook Page!

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Can mind read... I know what your doing RIGHT NOW, I bet you any money that... Your reading this post! YES YOU ARE DON'T LIE... =D

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I know when I'm obsessed with Facebook when something happens to me and I think to myself, "Hey! This would make a great Facebook status!" I'm in trouble.

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A wide spread of internet gave an opportunity to communicate with friends and relatives despite on boarders and difference in time zones. In November 1996 was released a first version of instant messaging service - ICQ. This program became extremely popular among internet users since it made possible to chat online. ICQ users could send messages and instantly receive answers. This form of communication has lots of advantages but due to the fact that ICQ works via internet and users are separated by great distances occur a problem with choosing a proper time for conversation. Users don't see each other via ICQ and can't know whether it's a proper time for conversation but there is a feature which helps to solve this issue - status. In old versions of ICQ this feature only showed two user states: online and offline. In recent version of ICQ there are lots of statuses which help to express user emotions, thoughts, ideas and there is also a field where a short text can be typed. There are no certain limitation except a text size, it shouldn't exceed 140-160 characters. Most users prefer to type some funny short jokes, quotes and short phrases in that field and our website is a place where you can find this kind of content, including facebook statuses.

After the success of instant messaging services came an era of social networking websites. Social networking websites provide communication among people on internet. The most popular and well known social networking websites are facebook, twitter and myspace. These websites serve as base for creating online communities where all members share common interests. This form of communication has lots of benefits and online friendship is only one of them. The one of the major benefits is diversity because social networks are available for all and anyone can make an account on one of the popular social networking websites. As soon as user created an account he can start socializing process and browse profile pages of other individuals. As instant messaging services social networking websites are equipped with statuses. The role of this feature is basically the same like it was in ICQ. On mixstatuses.com you'll find a great collection of facebook statuses that will help you to customize main page look.

On our resource everything is structured and when our site visitors submit their favorite phrases they are placed in corresponding categories. In this category you'll find a regularly updated collection of facebook statuses that will provide a great variety of options for brightening main page look. Look through this category and find a status which will fully represent your current state.