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why do you always have to be a Facebook whore..don't you have other boyfriends or husbands to annoy

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Coffee's poured? Check. Facebook's running? Check. Sunshine? Check. Another day off? Check. So far so good. Now I'm ready for a wonderful day!

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is on a Facebook diet! So far I have lost 3 hours and gained 20 friends!

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I am NOT addicted to Farmville and Facebook. Ooh, a watering can, sorry what were you saying again.

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Most people say, "CHEESE!!" when a photo is being taken of them, but me, I say, "FACEBOOK!!"

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face the book not Facebook

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Doesn't know why i get bored of Facebook and then log off and end up logging back on 5 minutes later ;)

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tried POKING people in real life. Surprisingly, doesn't go down that well

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facebook: a place where u can pretend to be ok and no one will ever know the difference

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Always remember to keep a great Facebook profile picture! This is the photo they will plaster all over the news media if something ever goes terribly wrong.

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Life is really starting to cut into my FACEBOOK time:)

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wonders why Facebook is so addicting and how I always end up on it no matter what I got on the computer for!

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WARNING! Facebook now automatically scans your brain through your monitor. To BLOCK, wrap foil around your head, stay calm & breathe through your left nostril.

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FB is funny each takes what they read and put their own twist on it!!! WAY FUNNY!!!

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step 3 log in msn

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