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is so addicted to Facebook, they went over to a friends house and wrote on their wall!

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"people think smoking is hard to quit. God, clearly they haven't tried to quit Facebook yet!"

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is wondering when my cleaner is coming round oh wait i am already here i just need to get my arse of Facebook and clean

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thinks facef... should have a hosepipe button so we can was the bullshit statuses of our walls

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I always laugh to myself when I read the question "What's on your mind?" on Facebook, like you can handle what's on my mind!

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Sometimes, I have what seems to be 5000 things to do but I'd rather be sitting here talking with all of you. :O}

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Dear FB, I hate to complain about a free network but if things start moving any slower it will actually be faster to go visit all my friends in person.

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People need to realise facebook is to connect n chat. It's not your dear f...ing diary!

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needs more than one status. The voices in my head want their say!!

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I am pretty sure my husband hates the inventor of Facebook

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Sometimes when I read other peoples statuses, I think to myself "Hitting the bottle a little early there, huh??"

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laundry..dishes..cleaning..ooooohhhhh.. look Facebook!!!

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People are willing to spend hrs on FB playing Farm ville... But ask them to join you plant real trees and suddenly everyone become busy!!!

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Don't you hate it when you are just about to say "Hi" to someone, but then they (suspiciously) go offline!? Hmmmmm... Where'd they get their Phsycic powers??

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Ho la Facebook...I think you speak Spanish...i don't remember..

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