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be right back...just takin' my fish for a walk

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Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the toy box? Because they got caught sitting on Pinocchio's face crying out: "LIE TO ME! LIE TO ME!"

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Hi Tuesday, its me<<name>>, your friend, Monday, wasn't so nice yesterday, perhaps you will be different?? I hope so, I always liked you better anyway! ;)

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This is ONLY a test... had this been an actual status update you would of been informed as to what I am doing at this very moment... this is ONLY a test!

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This reading by smile you make to wanted i and person nice really a are you.Confused?NOW READ IT BACKWARDS.

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this dog is dog a dog good dog way dog to dog keep dog an dog idiot dog busy dog for dog 20 dog seconds dog now read it without the dogs. LOL!!

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I'm not a dumb blond. I simply choose not too use my common sense because life's funner that way!

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is thinking how not to think..

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I don't fall all the time. I'm just practicing my beastly ninja rolls ;)

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Speak No evil

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As long as we have MEMORIES, yesterday REMAINS and as long as we have HOPE, tomorrow AWAITS.

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have you ever Ben here sitting outside of a bar and some gay guys drive by in a ford escalate and throw skittles ate yo and scream taste the rainbow bitches

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Your IDIOT friend just ran into the door what do you do ? shoot them with a shotgun and you got yourself a story to tell at work.

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People will come and people will go,but only people like us can put on such an awesome shit show :)

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Is worried because my conscience and subconscious keep arguing over which one has to deal with me today

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