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So you think I am a bitch

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My Cuzins baby's daddy's lil brothers Best Friend's uncle's ex-wife's boyfriends mama's next door neighbor told me to tell you HI! buh wah hahahah!

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Whats my fave color

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I am spending the day coloring in my coloring book.

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Today's big idea - Coffee eye drops

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no lies now!

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A murderer was sitting on the electric chair. "Do u have any last requests?" "Yes, will u hold my hand?" XD

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You want it...you're gonna have to work for it...it's just way too damn good to just give away...

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Okay..Lets see how well you all know me..what is something I love? Who is someone I don't

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did you konw taht it dosen't mtater in waht odrer the lrttees in a wrod are? The olny impartont tihng is taht the frist and lsat leettr be in the rgiht pcale.

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I'm not high maintenance; i just need a lot of attention

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O / O / Hands in the air!

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A good friend will bail you out of jail but, a Best Friend will be in jail sitting next to you saying "Next time we'll have to do that a little differently!" :D

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for "hot dog" ;]

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"Man wakes up and asks his wife, do you want coffee or sex? she says am not bothered both are going to be instant!"

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