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if your stuck in a freezer on the moon and your water bottle dies how many pizzas do you have to eat the get to Narnia? None,Tissues don't have legs!

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Thinking " What would happen if the whole world farted at once and a person lit a lighter?"

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Every day is a new day..So forget about yesterday and enjoy your day. Love the people in your life, and get rid of the ones that don't make you happy.

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the guide to life: step #1 , breathe

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Can't wait to see your answers!

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a blond texts me:"what does idk mean?" i text back:"i dont know" they texts me back:"OMGGGG NO ONE DOES!"

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Ive given the best part of my life trying to be perfect, being sensible and sometimes boring, well all that's about to change, its time to get my wild side back

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May butterflies dance on your nose and fairies tickle your toes :)

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What do u want from me? 1) another chance. 2) a kiss. 3) friendship. 4) to cuddle. 5) a relationship. 6) sex partner. 7) drinking buddy. 8) lap dance.

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wants to know.... what was the first thing you thought of when u woke up this morning ???? answers below please :)

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LOVES YA! Actually... maybe not you. You neither. Or that guy. And not that chick, they's nuts. But hey I love some of ya. :) LOL

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money ?

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All I want for Christmas is ______________!! Finish the sentence and have a Very Merry Christmas!!

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Whats my fave song

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how many are left?

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