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A girl asks a friend, "Name a reason Santa would love their job? Friend replies "Because the elves only stand dick high!" ha ha ha

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As the Holiday season approaches, may your home be filled with lots of Love, Laughter and Yummy smells!! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!

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Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! Sang it last week, happened this week, and will be gone next week.

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Remember that this Christmas; when you're eating Christmas dinners, smiling and laughing, in another house there's an empty chair where a hero should be sitting

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The original Christmas story couldn't happen in this day and age...I mean, where on earth could you find three wise men?!!

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But I promise to be good from now 'til Christmas. ;)

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If I could have one thing for Christmas this year.. It would be waking up on Christmas morning with my mum and dad still here X

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In the lane, snow is glistening

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Name your top 5 all time favorite Christmas movies...

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Omg! Santa just tried to stuff me into the sack!!! own up...who ordered me for Xmas???

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Today is Christmas...care to share what gift(s) you received?

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What are the similarities between Christmas and sex?? Both have a huge build up and can be over in seconds

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Santa, all I want for Christmas is for my loved ones to be happy and healthy and to let them all know they all have a very special place in my heart xxx

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The New Year is upon us, place your Resolution below.

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If a reindeer smoked pot, does that make them Blitzen?

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