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I miss you this time of year. My tears are many, enough to build a bridge to heaven and our memories a lane. I only wish I could come and bring you back again.

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15 year old: OMG!!! that's Santa!

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*Steals french fry

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go suck reindeer dick sideways

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May the Christmas season fill your home with family and friends, your heart with love, and your life with laughter.

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is wondering if you like real ones or the fake ones better ? ....Hey ! You pervert. I was talking about Christmas trees !

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has Christmas gift suggestions, to your enemy,forgiveness..to a friend,your heart..to all, charity..to every child..a good example..to yourself, respect

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would like to tell everyone that Jesus is the reason for the season, therefore it is called CHRISTmas!!

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the most practical gift that you can give anyone, and they have to use it. toilet paper

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I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in a bag and taken to the north pole and wrapped up. Who put me on their Christmas list? ;)

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If you're good you can be on Santa's nice list. If you're naughty you can be on my friends list.

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I wrote Santa asking for an intelligent, good looking, caring man. Just received a letter back saying "Are you trying to be funny?"

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- Dear Santa; Is it too late to start being good?

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is thinking. If I had to make a live nativity scene with the cast of my friends. I would be in trouble! Who would be the Virgin Mary,3 Wise Men and the Angel?

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Getting a few weeks off from school in order to tear open piles of presents from a magical bearded fat man = pretty damn awesome

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