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"SIT AND STUDY" - This stunt is performed by experts under controlled conditions. Don't try this at home or anywhere. :P

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So, apparently...it is severely frowned upon to open a bag of skittles in the store and pelt your fellow customers with them, while yelling "Taste the Rainbow!"

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You know if a man masturbates At least twice a day it reduces their chance of getting Prostate cancer I worked it out for me and works out I'm immortal.

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I"ll be Elmer Fudd, you be Bugs Bunny.I get a shot gun, you get a carrot. Now how fast can you hop?(POW!)Should of been faster. lol.

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If I look like I am arguing with myself don't worry about it. I am trying to reason with the voices in my head. They want me to hit you.

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"Stalking" is such a negative word, I prefer the phrase "Keeping in touch"

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Someone once told me that if you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean. If you hold a peanut shell to your ear, can you hear the circus ?

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Wtf... sighs and gets up to go see what they wanted

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well call me butter cuz I'm on a roll!

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If you love someone, set them free... If they don't return... Use your GPS tracking to hunt them down & beat the shit out of em...

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Guys Guys Guys I'm not retarded I'm...SEMI RETARDED

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I'm a hillbilly who drinks no water, do I need water? My girlfriend gets mad at me when I drink water and then don't drink water and then fart.

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Is so glad McDonald's don't sell hot dogs. I can't even begin to imagine myself asking for a McWeiner and don't even get me started on Super-Sizing! lol

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Its all f...ed up..

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No officer, I did not hit their, I simply Fist Pumped their face!

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