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my dad told me what i was getting for Christmas then it gets to Christmas day and they was f...ing LYING!

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Opened the paper and they just interviewed jedward's Mum.

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Peter peter pumpkin eater

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First birds, then pigs...In 2010 watch out for the new kind of flu- Squirrel flu! Stay the hell away from NUTS!

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OMG! my rainbow gypsy turtles are arguing with my giant blue monkeys because the orange leprechauns just stole my invisible friends talking muffin!

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is in a good mood because they took their medicine today :)

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Y'know those signs you see in towns that say, "Drive careful, we love our children". DUH, you're not gonna see the sign that say, "GUN IT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!"

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plan of attack:1 Cause mischief, 2 instigate, 3 have a cover story, 4 have an exit strategy, 5 hope no one catches me & 6 act disgusted when blamed for anything

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tacos:Think outside the bun, subs:eat fresh, skittles:taste the rainbow, coffee: I'm loving it, No, you're supposed to throw a brick and say F... You! duh! :O

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There is only one person I would like to punch in the face right now. Everyone else I will settle for bitch-slapping.

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I'm spinning in my computer chair. So I'm away. Now I'm back. Away again. Back!Away..whoa bit dizzy now, going to be sick! :L

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Knows that you know that I know What you know what they know, but did you know that I know what they know that you don't.

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Back in my day, we didn't say Yo, Gabba Gabba! We said, Yabba Dabba Doo!!

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Have you ever wanted to bury your whole body in sand except you head and hands and wanted to ask for money to sing the monster mash? :)

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OK, Santa, i know i been a BAD girl, but admit, you enjoyed it just as much as I did ;)

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