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don't judge a Hoe by a slut you'll get a bitch..

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Commas save lives: "Let's eat, Grandma" try it without the comma

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sometimes i open the fridge door and stare at the contents for no reason at all...

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McDonald's helping men grow boobs since 1923! Ha ha ha oh the burgers!

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Wants to go to Walmart so bad but only one reason, go into a changing room and yell at the top of my lil lungs "WHERE'S THE TOILET PAPER!" then simply walk out

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Sure i might be random and crazy well and kinda not normal, but you know you love me!

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is going to a fancy dress party in just their underwear. and when people ask "what you here as" I'll say "A Premature Ejaculation, I've just come in my pants!"

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f...ed their ass and went to bed

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is lonely, because I got into an argument with the voices in my head today and now we're not talking to each other anymore.

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I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"

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escaped in the laundry cart from the mental institution. It smelled bad, but I did it!

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says why is it when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm quiet people say whats wrong with me...i don't get it...

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ATTENTION CUSTOMERS, ATTENTION CUSTOMERS!! f... you!!, that is all

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Even my life ain't virgin anymore,

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Logic & responsibility told me it was time to get up. The rest of my brain gave logic & responsibility the finger and went back to sleep.

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