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If you know you were pulled over for a DWI move over to the passenger seat, Buckle up, Look the officer right in the eye and say "Officer, they was just there."

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i want to go to Walmart and yell "i found a hundred dollar bill on the floor"and count how many people run over

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You think it sounds weird to choke on a life savor. well it's not because i have(: lol

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your smiling cuz i changed my ways. I'm smiling cuz i farted lol =]

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doesn't get how paper beats rock because if u stand in front of me and i through a rock at u try and protect yourself with a frig-in peace of paper dumb ass

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Just saw a Facebook group: "Hi, I'm a bra. I touch your girlfriend's boobs every day... Jealous yet? ;D" Joke's on them, my girlfriend doesn't need a bra yet

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_____________/__________o/_____ Swim little man swim! Swim away from the shark! You have to save yourself!

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I went to Lowe's with a bucket of Legos and asked the manager if we could build something together. they threw me out.

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Life may not be the Party we thought it would be...but doesn't mean we can't have a butt shakin' good time until it is ( / ) ( ) ( / ) ( )bow chicka wow wow

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is on a roll today!! I've drank Pepsi from a Coke glass and walked in through an out door! Why? Because I'm a rebel like that and sticking it to THA MAN!!

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just cant figure out with all the idiots out in the world, how come we don't see more short buses?

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says...your invisible friend told my invisible friend that you are crazy--so I took them both out, because that's what real friends do.

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share the helmet! Damn it I wanna lick the window too!

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Perfection doesn't exist, and beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, so find beauty in me or get used to my flaws because I don't feel like changing. :)

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