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My room is not messy;
it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.

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is that good that they doesn't clap, they high-fives themself.

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have ever noticed that the purple unicorn sitting next to you might kill you with a spork!

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B: hide under your bed

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I'm not perfect, to be honest, I'm not even close. I'm just saying I'm worth it. :)

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" I was struck speechless by your stupidity." Hatori

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When was the last time I pinched your ass? That's right, I knew it was familiar.

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This was created by *Your name*..

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I thought a thought. Be afraid be very afraid!!

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u201cIn fact, this should be one of the measures of how good a friendship is: Will your buddy let you f... a midget in their bed?

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Old woman " Be careful dear i just heard on the radio that there is a driver going the wrong way on the free way. Old man " One... there's hundreds"

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Boy: Hahahahaha, You Failed!

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Is wondering, "How did you become such an arsehole?" That's right, you met my sister. :)

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b) love

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knows they's been playing too much Guitar Hero when they hears a song on the radio and is like, "Red, Green, Red, Blue, Yellow."

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