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Teacher: What did the sign say?

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Dear Bed I apologize for the late notice but I would like to reserve a spot on the left side with my usual pillow and blanket. Thank you see you in 20 minutes

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Whatever happened BTW us stays BTW us

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Save a tree wipe your ass with a bear cub

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I am in Love with a Gamer

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I never said you were ugly bitch I said ur mumma is ugly I still dunno wtf u r ;)

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If your world is full of black and white; I think its time for a new box of crayons.

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If you fall, I'll catch you. If I miss and you do a face plant on the ground...I'll laugh.

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Alright..who opened the freezer door and threw me in!

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"WARNING"..may cause unstoppable laughter, feelings of lust, leading you astray and causes you to be a bowl of freaking sunshine..PLEASE APPROACH WITH CAUTION!!

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I don't care if you catch me staring, because at least I know you were looking back.

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weird... i just woke up from a dream of me having sex with Jesus. hm... wonder what that means?

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U think u cant get any, HA! y don't u look at the fat ugly chick across the room, and do me a favour before u tell me I'm rite stick a cock in it!xD

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God made Women...Impossible to figure out, Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Multi-tasking,Caretakers, Baby makers. Then they made Men...Um, ya that's about it.

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Oh where, oh where has the weekend gone? Oh where, oh where could it be?

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