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is busy if its that important i left the fluffy in charge

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Sometimes I just want to head butt you in the face !

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I just feel like being random so... I like to eat camels... ha-ha(:

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I'm a ninja! Well, I would have been but I got kicked out of ninja school. I'm not sure why, but I think it was because when I was doing a ninja move I farted.

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f) lust

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I hate you

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knows that putting a smile on every day may be hard to do . . . but it will annoy enough people to be worth the extra effort."

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knows exactly how fun it is to get naked and throw biscuits at each other when you get bored and want something to do!!! better than nude aerobics!!!

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- Draw on the mirror with your finger after a shower

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i love the original Disney movies. I can watch it all the time, but the Disney "channel" movies, i want to shoot the TV when I'm watching them.

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There were two ducks in front of a duck and two ducks behind a duck, and one duck in the middle. How many ducks were there in total?

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is happier then a gay guy running through a corn field backwards!

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when life gets you down...you know what you gotta do? just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming swimming swimming

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i applying for a part time job as a yak whisperer

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Once a blond was knitting while driving and a cop saw their and told their to pull over and they said no It's a scarf.!

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