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had a great night last night...well from what I've been told i did anyway ;-)

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peace,love and happiness...crazy democrats

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the phone in your hand,

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in 2010 everything was "epic or a fail"

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ELMO KNOWS WERE YOU LIVE! AH!!

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All hot guys are jerks, all nice guys are ugly, and all nice hot guys are gay, so when do girls win?

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O= Oh

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i love you but you don't love me so you can go and f... your self ha ha twat :D

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when my feet touch the ground when I wake up every morning, the devil looks up and says "Oh sh!t, they's awake!!"

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Mei:remember when that little kid stood beside me 24/7 and never walked away.You:yea what happen to their.Mei:we ain't in kindergarten anymore:)

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wants to know what song you sing in the shower?

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Like this status if I'm attractive. Comment saying 'Good' if I'm a good friend. Inbox me if you want a kiss/relationship. Put a :) face if you ever fancied me x

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Oh Thursday I have one thing to say to you,.. Hurry up into Friday!

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When you're flying up river in your birdhouse n the antenna falls off, how many cups of sugar does it take to get to Jupiter? None silly, worms don't eat nails

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Hotter then your Ex, better then your Next:)

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