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I'm so awesome because i can trip over flat surfaces and fall up the stairs. Now that's a talented skill right there :D I can also fall up. Yep

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Shanaynay:Ahh!Shane:What!?Shanaynay:Was I sleepin?Shane:Yes!Shanaynay:Did you try to touch me?Shane: No!Shanaynay: Don't Lie!! Freaky Ass

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Guess who's pregnant again!! Not me so take a deep breath before you have a heart attack...

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OMG your profile picture is a car does this mean your a TRANSFORMER!!!

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Surgical removal of appendix- Appendectomy. Male sterilization procedure- Vasectomy. Female to male sex change operation- Add-a-dick-to-me

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I put a note on my mirror this morning. It says "objects are smaller than they appear."

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have you ever wanted to dress like the grim reaper and go to a retirement home and tap on the windows!?comment below if you would or wouldn't

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BUT my best friends think I'm completely insane! oh think if there were two of me...

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Wonders why I turn the radio down in my car while looking for an address, like it helps me see better lol:)

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OK just out of curiosity, why is it every time someone sees me smile they give me a smirk & ask what I am up to ??

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I know you are jealous. I have an awesome jacket that allows me to hug myself and you don't

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No, I did not trip, I attacked the floor with my Awesome NINJA skills

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mom mom mom mommy mommy mom mom mom ma ma ma mummy mummy mummy WHAT?! hi hahahahaha

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boy: 'your hot'

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Officer:Any last requests? Man in jail cell :Yes.Hold my,hold my,hold my,HOLD MY HAND!

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