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what is with guys who walk around we there jeans hanging of? not a good look friend i really didn't want to see your big saggy ass u just put me of my meal!!!

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YOU BASTARDS! STOP POKING ME! somehow the number of people poking me on here has increases substantially.

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is wondering if I can still say I have an hourglass figure even if all the sand is stuck in the middle?

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i got in a fight with Ronald McDonald yesterday they came at me with all they had 1 kick they was down i said that's right in the mcnuggets friend and don't forget it

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Welcome to Grand Central Station, Next stop Insanityville... Have your boarding pass ready!

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mom mom mom mommy mommy mum mum mum ma ma ma mummy mummy mummy WHAT?! hi hahahahaha

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If it was the other way around, I doubt one cat would take in 23 old ladies.

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The Great Unanswered Question in Life: "At a movie theatre which arm rest is yours?"

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You keep hiding from shit in the world, and shit in the world ends up on your front door.

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I am a beast. Hear me rawr... meow =^.,.^=

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..the next time you're at the park, take a tennis ball, throw it at someone and shout"I CHOOSE YOU! PIKACHU"..then you might have to run ;D

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Have you ever just wanted to grab a chicken leg from KFC and run around the streets yelling "Do you want to pet my cock"

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2. If you looked to see if you had hair on your knuckles

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Female to male sex change operation- Add-a-dick-to-me

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MY mummy told me when i was younger to not write on walls but apparently u can on Facebook !!:D

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