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wonders why every time you go in to Walmart, there is a kid getting their ass whipped?

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If 2 tacos stop swimming,and 5 still are,how many tacos are there all together...YOU IDIOT STOP COUNTING AND REALIZE TACOS DON'T SWIM!

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Boy: My God i just had the craziest dream ever. There was a ninja with a banana and they.. HOLY SHIT. Ninja holding banana gets up and walks away.

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It's no wonder the grass is greener on the other side, it's fertilized with bull $hit

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Des:YEAHHH!

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unwritten rule of the day: don't make eye contact while eating a banana!

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is wondering if a single poke on Facebook is , ahem your attention please! Then is multiple POKES just Facebook sex. So if I poke u smile!

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is going to k-mart to ride the horse ride, drizzle apple juice on the floor screaming i had to pee, then hide in clothes racks yelling pick me, pick me!! LOL

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I'm making a list, checking it twice, you better hope your not on it because the only gift I'm giving is a well deserved ass kicking

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What's so threatening about police on bicycles? Police "PULL OVER!" (ring ring ring ring) Police "You're under arrest. Get in the basket!" I mean seriously.

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Actions speak louder than words, so today I'm just going to ACT like I'm cleaning.

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wonders why I have uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "moo" every time I pass a cow!

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If a dog smells another dogs butt to say hello, and that dog farted.. is it considered a compliment?

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is wondering if they ever actually found out who let the dogs out?

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So as I sat there this kid flicked skittles at me and said "Taste the rainbow". So...being me I flung a 2 liter of Coke-a-Cola at their and said "Open Happiness!"

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