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I think I'm gonna take a hot shower. Its like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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like this if u have ever wanted to go up to a random person on the street with a handful of skittles, through them at them and say "TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!"

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OMG! chicken nuggets aren't made from cows ! WTF?!WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME hehehe :P

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YOU BASTARDS! STOP POKING ME!

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i know what your thinking your thinking of a cow pretending to be a belly dancer! your not! well now you are!

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"Rain Rain go away come again another day" A Brunette sings walking with a friend "If you don't, I dont care.. WAIT A MINUTE! wtf? Where that come from?"

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When in doubt, step back, prepare to run, and poke it with a stick

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wants everyone to have a SEXY Christmas and an ATTRACTIVE New Year ;) Have fun!

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When someone says they beat me with paper in rock/paper/scissors i punch them with rock an say i thought paper would protect u, asshole!

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SO me being me I Hurled a Bomb at the little bastard and said " I'M DA BOMB!

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OK...so tell me...if tomatoes are fruits..then why is there a tomato in Veggie-Tales? Isn't that lying to kids?

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A friend and I saw something funny and they laughed so hard they actually farted. I said "Wow, you can actually laugh from both ends at the same time. Cool!"

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Ways to know if you are retarded.

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You might be a redneck if: you married your brother cousins ex-girlfriend/.

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Some people say I'm a smart-ass, & I say yeah, that's because I'm short and I have to sit on books! =)

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