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rawr... people say it means i love you in dinosaur, but, i think it means back off or ill eat you...

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crazy 111

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there's always a little voice in my head saying NO when i am thinking of doing something bad. Am I supposed to listen?

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wtc? what does it mean? what the chocolate! well if wtf means what the fudge than wtc must mean what the chocolate :) YEAH!

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Don't you think it's weird how when the room is all quiet and then someone farts, then the whole room bursts out laughing? i mean why is that?

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eh. what are we suppose to do, there's only 1 beer?

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is a fly pig awesome XD

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a porky-pine believes that if it shuts it's eyes you can't see it and frequently uses this as a defence..no wonder God had to give it quills stupid idiots.

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Going to Walmart dressed as a lion and hiding in the cupboard welcoming people to Narnia when they open it, is frowned upon and you may end up with a black eye

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Searching for something in my house is like going on a scavenger hunt without any clues!

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i was enjoying my shower...until the Home Depot manager opened the curtains... then it turned awkward!

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I wonder when your finally gonna admit we're all idiots. Ooh! Did you see that bird over there?

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thinks the snozberries really do taste like snozberries!

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Is wondering exactly what the definition of "naughty" is..because if it is too detailed...I know I will only be getting flammable rock this winter Christmas!

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would you like to retry

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