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Okay, if we get caught, we need to pretend that we don't speak English...

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Yeah, I thought about it and I ain't f...in wit it

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WORLD DOMINATION! I'm going to take over the world with evil gummy bears, ninja penguins,and robotic gnomes;) Wanna join??

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Skinny jeans, stretchy pants and really short shorts should have a weight limit! I mean there is really no need to see someones elephant toe!

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When I was younger I would make funny faces in the mirror. Now that I'm older the mirror is getting even! I hate that mirror!!!

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I'm not a fruit loop... I'm your lucky charm!

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just realised that after S M T, the calendar says W T F?

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I wonder how many times do I have to hit snooze before my alarm clock finally gives up?!?

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"I think my thinking thinks thoughts that thought they think they're thinking when I'm thinking ". I thought i think my thoughts, but I thought wrong"

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loo loo,skip to my loo,loo loo,skip to my loo,loo loo,skip to my loo,skip to my loo my darlin! Haha...now thats gonna be stuck in your head all day!

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Its going to be so funny when the centre of the universe is discovered, and some people realise it isn't around them!

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EX : Please get back with me ME YOU: Sorry i am ALLERGIC BULLSHIT

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wants to set an army of chickens loose inside a KFC

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if the eastenders scriptwriters ever struggle for a story line a day in my life would give them enough for months.. seriously wtf

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It's so cold my whole body has nipples.

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