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says during a lightning storm be sure to follow these 2 simple rules. Go stand under a tree, and put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye

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is having one of those days where i just want to light somebodys face on fire and try putting it out with a fork!!

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wonders if they can get away with running around hitting people with sticks and yelling "it doesn't matter its in the past"

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I'm the type of person who will run into Staples and yell "WOW! THAT'S A LOW PRICE!"

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Where's the damn easy button?

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is certain.. one day big butts will be in style, & I will say "I've had mine since before it was "cool" tee hee hee

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*Mom Calls Your Name* Yeah silence Yeah silence YEAH silence Wtf... sighs and gets up to go see what they wanted

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so bored..WTF IS THAT..wow its umm its a..wow its nothing WAIT!!

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So my imaginary friend told me today that your imaginary friend stole their crayons and called them a hoe..is that true?

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J-E-T-S Just End Their Season and let the STEELERS win! :)

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"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."

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Never try to baptise a cat.

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Be careful of following the masses - remove the "m" and who exactly are you following?

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I hate when people point at their wrist and ask for the time. Do I point at my crotch and ask where's the bathroom?

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