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Clearly I'm cleverly disguised as a Responsible Adult.

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wonders, if a cow gets struck by lightning, is that fast food?

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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, I could be eating a slow learner!

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Brunette:When I grow up, ILL GO TO MARS.Blondie:When I grow up ILL GO TO THE SUN.Brunette:But you will burn!

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is very entertained just going through the status' on Status Shuffle... they are absolutely funny.

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when life gives you lemons. kick their in the face and squeeze the lemons in their eyes, that will teach their to not be a bitch

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sometimes i wonder y sum people add u on fb if there not going 2 talk 2 u!This is a social network&if Ur not going 2 be social then ill block Ur unsocial ass

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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realise, I could be eating a slow learner!

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*a little girl is looking at their mom's driver licence* mommy? i know why daddy left you. whys that sweetie? cause you got an F is sex.

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Tickling is such a weird thing. You hate it, but you laugh.

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I guess today's to do list was written in disappearing ink. Because I had the best of intentions on completing absolutely everything on it and nothing got done.

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Its a bitch when you simply go into your closet to find something to wear, and you end up in Narnia! ;)

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MY MISSION IS COMPLETE!!! i have successfully wasted a little bit of your time today :) carry on!

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If someone threw Red Bull at me and yells, "Red Bulls gives you wings." I will throw a bag of poo at them and yell, "Shit happens."

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Moms have "mothers day" Dads have "fathers day" Lovers have "Valentines day" what do single men have... Palm Sunday? just wondering

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