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Rule 23 of Hogwarts: Luna Lovegood is not to be nominated for Quidditch commentations.

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The last twilight movie i saw hundreds of people screamed "It's EDWARD!" But me and my buddy screamed "It's Cedric Diggori back from the dead!" HARRY POTTER!

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Things I will not do at Hogwarts: No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical

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To me, Robert Pattinson will always be Cedric Diggory. NOT Edward.

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Team Lupin. The REAL Werewolf with MAGIC.

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Student: Muggle?

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So a Harry Potter wizard became a Twilight vampire. Now a Twilight vampire is leaving to become a Harry Potter wizard. Which is the better book now?

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is wanting to change out of that muggle school and go to Hogwarts

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"you're not invincible, Harry, somebody died in this tournament." "Uh. I'm the boy-who-LIVED. Not the boy-who-DIED."

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Not-to-self: Never follow an old lady into a dark, magical village - they may turn into a giant snake. Be warned.

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Rule 34 of Hogwarts: I will not call the Wesley twins "bookends"

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You can do everything just like Um bridge but just remember Um bridge can kick yo ass

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Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

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Tree hugger beware of the womping willow.This tree will make YOU scarce before it will be

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never trust a drummer boy who's a HP nerd

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